Certifiable virgins

Because purity rings arent quite lame enough, now for reasons unbeknownst to mankind a website is offering young and old gal's n' guys the opportunity to get a fancy Certificate of Virginity. It'll look great up on the wall next to the degree from the University of Stupid and the diploma from the Institute of Utter Idiocy. You can even 'Certify Your Friends'. Seriously. 


from the website: 
HAVE YOU BEEN PRESERVING YOURSELF, BUT NOBODY BELIEVES YOU? NOW YOU CAN PROVE YOUR VIRGINITY WITH YOUR CERTIFICATE!

Finally. Why even bother researching a cure for AIDS? The world is saved! Huzzah!

http://certifiedvirgin.com/