the iFad is coming...

On April 3rd the world is going to change. Why? Because on April 3rd Mr. Jobs will allow the masses to shell out boatloads of hard-earned cash on the 'magical and revolutionary' iPad. Gone are the days of people reading newspapers and using laptops, because Mr. Jobs says so.

This is a dramatic time in history. A time when the world will witness the birth of the iPad yuppies who sneer at people reading the printed word while sipping their non-fat mocha lattes and staring at their reflections in the shiny screen of pointlessness. A new lexicon will likely emerge, one where the term iPad will be bandied about as a verb. A new flavour of cool will be born, and the world will become a slightly more frigid and senseless place. All thanks to Mr. Jobs and his evil magic. 

All hail the latest iFad, or be harangued by fanboys until your eyes bleed. 

(Did you know that if you plant your iPhone or iPod Touch in some potting soil and water it for two weeks it'll grow into an iPad? Make sure to give it plenty of sunshine and a few drops of fertilizer or fresh manure. Go ahead... try it...)  

http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/03/ipad-to-go-on-sale-april-3-pre-orders-begin-in-a-week/